BACKSTAGE PASS
Ms. Director : Good Job, people! ::applauds:: Let's give ourselves a hand...Dinner party in 15.
Kagale: ::throws his breastplate on the floor angrily:: Damnit Ger! You didn't have to chomp down so hard, you know!
Ger: ::smirks:: Gee, do you think?
Kagale: ::points to his bruised shoulder:: YES!
Ger: ::thinks:: I don't know...I thought it achived a certain sense of realisim.
Kaglae: ::growls through his teeth at Ger::Gee, do you think?!
Lucy: ::stumbles from the stage holding dozens of bouquets of flowers:: H...Hey! Kay Honey...*oof* d-do you think you could lend me a paw here?
Pawma: ::fuming:: I didn't even get a frikkin' single line! ::mimics:: "Just pour the wine"...All of you can go to hell!
Kagale: Sure thing. ::goes to grab som e flowers:: You sure have a lot of fans...
Ger: ::slips his tail around Kagale's leg and suspends him in midair::
Kagale: ...?!? HEY!
Lucy: ::hands Ger the flowers:: Thank you, Ger. Your so sweet. ::pats his head::
Ger: ::beams:: Aww shucks.
Kagale: Hey! I offered to help!
Ger: ::drops Kagale:: Twit...
Kagale: ::pops up from his fall:: Why you dirty little cockblocker!
Ger: Watch your mouth, lunchmeat! Your barely worth the trouble to pick out the teeth as it is! ::goes toe to toe with Kagale::
Lucy: ::looking at a card:: Now, now boys...I'm not cleaning up the mess if you two kill each other...
Ms Director: ::sighs:: Actors...::shakes head in dismay::
Ger: ::runs behind Lucy's back sticking out his tounge :: Nyah Nyah!...::blinks:: What have you got there, Lucy?
Lucy: ::leans back on Ger a bit:: Some of the people in the audience sent me cards.
Ger: ::reads:: "Love your work, Babe. Do you have an agent? Visit my castng couch...555-SLCK"...wha?
kagale: ::reads too:: "Hey Princess. I'll make you my queen! email addie PMoKing@yahooboy.com"..?!
Lucy: ::reads:: " Hope you like the roses. Come by later for dinner. @ hotel across from theater. Follow the trail of rose petals..." Aww. How sweet.
Kagale and Ger: ::read the last one over:: "Across the street"?
Ger: ::looks at Kagale:: You know...I could eat him...
Lucy: ::warningly:: Ger...
Kagale: ::nods:: By all means do so.
Lucy: KAY!!
Ger: ::slinks off out of dodge::
Kagale: Don't they know your seeing someone?! ::fur bristles::
Lucy: Maybe. ::scowls at him::
Kagale: So...you don't want Ger to eat them? ::looks down::
Lucy: It would hurt my fan base ::scowls harder::
Ger: ::comes back with Kagale's sisters close behind:: Hey, Lucy...What's a stoat?
Mashama: ::to Kagale:: You were great! That fight scene was so realistc! ::hugs him::
Kagale: Well, I tried. ::grins::
Ayanna: ::to Kagale:: Mama Mekeda and Baba Mugo are at the dinner party. Mom and I brought some food.
Lucy: A stoat? It's a brown furred ermine...like a mink.
Ger: ::nods:: Oh...Okay! ::runs off::
Mashama: ::to Kagale:: ...And you fiancee is here too...::scowls and makes a face::
Kagale: ::winces:: N-Nini?...Umm Lucy?
Lucy: ::folds her arms and looks away:: What? Why should I listen to you. Your cheating on your fiancee
Kagale: Aww! Come on!!!
Vicky: ::calls::Hurry up...everythig is ready. Let's eat!
The Dinner Party
Amyah: ::pouts and whines:: Ohh...Where's Ger? He said he would see me after the show. But he dissapeared.
Pawma: ::scowls with hand on her chin:: He'd better show his scaly hide soon...::grumbles::
Ms.Director: Has anyone seen the guest stars?
Ger: ::scurries up :: "Scuse Me, Ms. Director Lady...
Amyah: ::perks up:: Look! There's Ger. ::waves::
Pawma: ::waves with feign enthusiasim:: Oh...Hi Ger....*mumbles* you cheese hound...
Ms. Director: What Ger? Your late.
Ger: ::motions for her so he can whisper:: Well...you see *whisper*
Ms. Director: ::face blanches:: Oh...I see. ::clears her throat and steps up to the microphone::May I have everyones's attention...I just recived some disheartening news of the loss of our two guest stars. Let us bow our heads in a moment of silence.
Ger: ::pops up:: And just for the record...Stoat does not taste like chicken. It tastes like stoat. Otters taste like chicken. Now let us pray...
Pawma: ::with her head bowed:: ...that no one else is cast as a guest star with Ger. Amen.
Nini: ::as they raise their heads:: I think he ate the wrong otter.
Lucy: Pleasure to see you too, Nini.
Nini: Where is that loser lover of yours?
Lucy: I don't know, Nini. Why don't you ask your fiancee.
Nini: ::finally turns to face Lucy:: You know, there isn't a single female of my kind that woud have him willingly. So...I guess he would have to settle for a weak lower mammal like you, Huh?
Lucy: ::narrows her eyes, as the "High Noon" backdrop falls beside them. A tumbleweed rolls by. Everyone ducks for cover::
Nini: ::turns up her nose with a smirk:: And at your age too? You should be ashamed.
Lucy: &%$#@%^@*!!**!!!!...
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Ger: ::lies next to Kagale, unconsious::
Pawma: ::looks at them both:: Kagale and Ger: The resident chapter of the Playaz Club.
Lucy: Awww...I broke a nail...stupid Kay. This is all his fault.
Ms. Director: I hope the reviews will make up for this mess.